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2008, March 28

I’m sleeping On The Couch Tonight!

Filed under: Family, Stuff, Vent — brent(inWorship) @ 1:54 pm

Today is my day off. The kids are home for spring break and my wife is sick in bed.

All of a sudden I hear a loud, “Brent come here!” I was concerned, something was wrong with Tam. I run to the room and she is laughing hysterically and pointing at my pillow.

First, a little info. We have a Mini Yorkie. About 7 lbs and furry. He is a great pooch and is very obedient. But, every once in a while, after relieving himself, we will notice that he has a little left over piece of crap hanging from his fur. We will quickly clean it off and move on with life. However, there are times where these little nuggets show up around the house, because they have fallen off without us noticing. Today was one of those days.

My wife was laughing hysterically, because one of the nuggets showed up here…

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YES, that’s my pillow! I definitely know what it is and who did it…

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Sorry Neil! At least I didn’t twitter about it :)

52 Comments »

  1. Dude, that dog is smiling :)

    Comment by praise365 — 2008, March 28 @ 2:07 pm

  2. yorky loves you and left you a little present..sort of like a mint on the pillow!

    sorry dude, I really hope you get some sleep, but a clean pillow case would be easy and more comfy than the sofa…just trying to help :)

    Comment by Darla — 2008, March 28 @ 2:10 pm

  3. AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

    Comment by tam — 2008, March 28 @ 2:14 pm

  4. Oh! and even funnier is Kota coming in and asking me..”Who did that?”

    WHAT THE???!!!!

    Really Kid???

    :shock:

    Comment by tam — 2008, March 28 @ 2:15 pm

  5. uuuhhh, Scott, Darla…

    we’ll try not to leave mints on your pillows this summer

    :neutral:

    Comment by tam — 2008, March 28 @ 2:16 pm

  6. Scott, I think you are right.

    Darla, that pillow needs to be burned!

    Tam, thanks for the support :)

    Comment by inWorship — 2008, March 28 @ 2:16 pm

  7. we will remember to smell the mint first…or ask Kota who left that?

    Comment by Darla — 2008, March 28 @ 2:18 pm

  8. honest B you totally caught me off gaurd with this post! hahahahahaha my dogs would leave something much bigger, and then they die!

    Comment by Darla — 2008, March 28 @ 2:19 pm

  9. Darla, that’s what makes this small pooch so dangerous. These little nuggets are suspicious and it is very easy to pick them up and smell them to figure out what they are…Im just saying…

    Comment by inWorship — 2008, March 28 @ 2:21 pm

  10. So is this a new spin on the ‘His and Hers’ series?

    Comment by kim — 2008, March 28 @ 2:22 pm

  11. hysterical laughter…heart pounding…sucking air…I’m just saying!

    Comment by Darla — 2008, March 28 @ 2:23 pm

  12. Kim, that was tam’s idea…but I didn’t think it really had that His/Hers thing going on…even though His pillow was desecrated and Hers was fine!

    Darla, thanks for the love!

    Comment by inWorship — 2008, March 28 @ 2:24 pm

  13. love you man! really…(trying not to laugh, does that count?)

    Comment by Darla — 2008, March 28 @ 2:26 pm

  14. :)

    Comment by inWorship — 2008, March 28 @ 2:27 pm

  15. Ewww!! Head to the nearest walmart and buy a new pillow ASAP!!

    Comment by boffthewall — 2008, March 28 @ 2:29 pm

  16. boffthewall, On my way!

    Comment by inWorship — 2008, March 28 @ 2:29 pm

  17. I hear years of therapy starting.

    You know that dog Neil did on MY pillow that one year!!!

    Comment by Heidi — 2008, March 28 @ 2:37 pm

  18. Aww she left you a present!

    Comment by blessed1 — 2008, March 28 @ 2:48 pm

  19. Heidi, I don’t want to know what your dog did!

    Hey Blessed1! The problem is it’s not my birthday, Christmas or any other time of year that would constitute a gift…so I can’t accept :)

    Comment by inWorship — 2008, March 28 @ 2:50 pm

  20. Okay, while the post was HILARIOUS, the comments have me ROLLLLLLLLLING!!!!!! :lol:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!! heehee

    Seriously hysterical!!

    Comment by brandy — 2008, March 28 @ 4:29 pm

  21. Oh crap! Are you sure Tam didn’t switch pillows??? It doesn’t smell like Oreo’s does it ????

    Comment by Indian Lake Papa — 2008, March 28 @ 6:01 pm

  22. Oh, man…those are absolute must Twitter moments.

    Things like that make everybody laugh. Or vomit. Either one is a good reaction.

    Comment by neilgreathouse — 2008, March 28 @ 6:51 pm

  23. If a dog craps on your pillow and no one sees him……… :) Maybe something about your pillow made him relax….

    Comment by 1godsgal — 2008, March 28 @ 7:12 pm

  24. BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! :LOL:

    But tell me something…are you one of those dog owners who let their dog lick them on their face…you know where that tongue has been right?

    Burn that pillow!!!

    Comment by Cheryl — 2008, March 28 @ 8:25 pm

  25. I take it Raisin Bread is verbotten in your house… i Hope? (Darla - Scott - be warned!) ;-)

    Waiter! - what’s this fly doing in my soup…? - That is NOT a fly sir… :-)

    I love how with your posts you boldly go wnere no man has gone before B! - dog’s maybe - but not man!

    love <B

    Comment by lovewillbringustogether — 2008, March 28 @ 8:31 pm

  26. Neil, this is a great twitter moment, but I had to take advantage on the blog and expand on it. By the way, I had a group of people at a birthday party tonight…LOVING your “betes” videos :)

    Deb, my pillow is comfy. And yes…he does still crap :)

    Cheryl, I’m not a big doge lick face kind of guy. I’ll love on him, but french kissing is left for…

    Love, I do this all for your enjoyment :)

    Comment by inWorship — 2008, March 28 @ 9:14 pm

  27. Rest assured B it is SO MUCH appreciated ;-)

    You bring out the best (and the mother) in me! :lol:

    Doesn’t say much for what else is in here (points to head)- granted!

    Hope the couch is comfy! :-)

    Just a thought… do you keep ‘pooper’s’ crotch fur trimmed short?? ( and no, i MEANT the pooch! that was NOT a side reference to Tam btw - shame on those who thunk it! :shock:

    love <B

    Comment by lovewillbringustogether — 2008, March 28 @ 11:52 pm

  28. I don’t know… when the dog craps on my pillow I’m not gonna be too open to the thought the s/he loves me. I mean there other ways to show love, right? Then again, I’ve heard tales of your methane torture technique from Kass. Maybe this is your dog after all…

    Comment by ric booth — 2008, March 29 @ 7:21 am

  29. Love…so shame on you :) We do keep the dog trimmed nicely…but to no avail at times…

    Ric, it is most definitely my dog. Of course, I see that he loved me, cause he really likes my pillow. he was sleeping on it when the incident took place.

    Comment by inWorship — 2008, March 29 @ 10:28 am

  30. ( sign of my mis-spent youth! ;-) )

    OK - that’s me out of anti-klingon ideas :-)

    Oh - you DO make a wonderful ‘nurse’ btw. Tam’s germies seem to be as stubborn as she can be though (ducks) - you both have our prayers.

    love <B

    Comment by lovewillbringustogether — 2008, March 29 @ 8:04 pm

  31. Thanks Love…she is getting better but Slowly…

    Comment by inWorship — 2008, March 29 @ 8:07 pm

  32. I love duke

    Comment by kotaincahoots — 2008, March 29 @ 8:24 pm

  33. Then he can sleep in your bed :)

    Comment by inWorship — 2008, March 29 @ 8:57 pm

  34. Just don’t go eating any raisins you find in bed, K! ;-)

    love <B

    Comment by lovewillbringustogether — 2008, March 29 @ 9:17 pm

  35. Oh, that’s one for the record books!!! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

    Comment by TheNorEaster — 2008, March 30 @ 10:28 am

  36. write a new post already

    Comment by kotaincahoots — 2008, March 30 @ 11:34 am

  37. Seriously, I am with Kota. In fact, that’s all I came here to say. New material. That’s all. ;-)

    Comment by brandy — 2008, March 30 @ 4:16 pm

  38. NorEaster…I am still traumatized :)

    Kota and Brandy…seriously! I can’t take a day or two off???

    Comment by inWorship — 2008, March 30 @ 5:15 pm

  39. no

    Comment by tam — 2008, March 30 @ 6:11 pm

  40. I second that no. Especially since you used to blog, like, every day. ;-)

    You’re slackin B. You’re slackin. :lol:

    Comment by brandy — 2008, March 30 @ 6:37 pm

  41. Yah what Brandy said… Love You

    Comment by kotaincahoots — 2008, March 30 @ 7:16 pm

  42. ooooooh I have a young follower…. hehe
    Let the brain washing commence…..
    :lol:

    Comment by brandy — 2008, March 30 @ 7:27 pm

  43. I find myself in a MOST unusual position…

    I’m sticking up for Brent!

    Against Brandy!

    Against ‘Kota!!

    AGAINST TAM!!! :shock:

    You post to your schedule and His B… just don’t get slack about it ;-)

    You can trust me to let you know if i think you are..

    getting ’slack’ that is!

    Those guys just like running you ragged - oh and reading your always entertaining and enlightening posts :-)

    Us dudes gotta stick together ;-) ( and eat RIGHT!!! )

    love <B

    Comment by lovewillbringustogether — 2008, March 31 @ 12:50 am

  44. It’s nice to have the support there Love :)

    Comment by inWorship — 2008, March 31 @ 7:22 am

  45. Love Love Love…..*sigh*

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Comment by brandy — 2008, March 31 @ 7:56 am

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  48. (Sorry Brandy!)

    ( not really! ;-) )

    lol

    You got your way anyway - naturally!

    Now - where’s that guest blog we’re still waiting for - did you really think we’d forgotten?? :-) :-) :-)

    love <B

    Comment by lovewillbringustogether — 2008, March 31 @ 7:18 pm

  49. Brandy’s Guest post is in my email inbox. I will be debuting it at the appropriate time :)

    Comment by inWorship — 2008, March 31 @ 7:26 pm

  50. yeah, that’s nice. but we had something way worse than than on our comforter last night thanks to the furry creature we own and come to find out, it was all over his furry behind as well. Let’s just say smeared would be a good adjective.

    Comment by carrie-the gremlin wrangler — 2008, April 3 @ 10:03 pm

  51. Carrie, that’s awful. I am glad I only needed to deal with a little nugget!

    Comment by inWorship — 2008, April 3 @ 11:19 pm

  52. Hilarious!

    http://sleepingonthecouchtonight.com

    Comment by Sleeping On The Couch — 2008, April 28 @ 12:19 am

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